Sunday, 10 November 2013

Top Ten Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer

10...Yea, I could use a credit card,I just filed for bankruptcy. 

9...What are you wearing right now? 

8...I'm wearing....(Add Lib) 

7...How do you spell your name, your company name, any kids...etc... 

6...OMG I haven't seen you since high school, (Go on and on) 

5...(Screaming) Oh My God I have to go and hang up..... 

4...What? What????? I cant hear you. 

3...Can you speak very slowly, I have to write it all down.... 

2...Can you fax this to me, (Give a fake number) 

1...Hey, I'm under house arrest, could you bring me some beer?