Friday, 13 February 2015

Things you never hear a woman say

Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

I think hairy butts are really sexy

Hey, get a whiff of that one.

Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.

This diamond is way to big.

I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

Wow, it really is 14 inches!

Does this make my butt look too small?

I'm wrong, you must be right again.

I would give that 5 minutes....