A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from
admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good
excuse
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its
ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is
stupid
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have
erased this line
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit
family in another city
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I
don't know the answer
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail
you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was
fun'
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with
odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always
like
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also
remembering my reasons for them
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn’t know
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same
time. I think I’ve forgotten this before
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Never memorize something that you can look up
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you
enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
