Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!
It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency,
you'd be dead.
Honk if I'm Jesus!
You are right where you belong, behind me!
Welcome to reality...come again soon.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of
the dictionary.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your
day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what
happens next week!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard
disk?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of
the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and
shout.
Take me drunk I' m home.
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home
and clean the guns.
If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter
attack.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they
shall never cease to be amused.
Each day is a gift.
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