Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down,
and then we can talk".
The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
The cat is on Valium.
People have trouble understanding your kids, because they
learned to speak through clenched teeth.
You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to
decaffeinated.
The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds
the number of people in the family.
No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
"Family meetings" are often mediated by law
enforcement officials.
You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can
take out the trash.
Nescafe gives you industrial discounts.
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