"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't
require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please
don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and
integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come
cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've
made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being
rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as
'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Here are my qualifications for you to
overlook."
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by
8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies,
as well as cockroaches."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to
move."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my
three previous employers."
"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am
self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."
"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have
no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
Career: “I have worked with restraints for the past two
years.”
Experience: “My father is a computer programmer, so I
have 15 years of computer experience.”
Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.”
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