Monday, 9 December 2013

A few definitions

1.) THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
Female.....Any part under a car's hood. 
Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2.)VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male..........Playing football without a cup.

3.) COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4.) COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
Female.....A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5.) ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. 
Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male.........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6.) FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. 
Male.........A source of entertainment, self-statement, male bonding.

7.) MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male.........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8.) REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female.....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male..........A device for scanning through all 175 channels.