Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Write a short story; using alphabet soup.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the
faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental
processing."
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on
all of someone's roadmaps.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and
"cc:" them to your boss.
Wear your pants backwards.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Ask people what gender they are.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy
assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your
pen while talking to others.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the
listener it was a "real hoot."
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip
the ink cartridge across the room.
Set alarms for random times.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head.
like a parakeet.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the
curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your
boss' wife.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them
from high places.
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
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