Friday, 4 October 2013

Some of life's unanswered questions - Page 2

Does the President have to pay taxes?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

What is a male ladybug called?

Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk?

How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?

Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?

How did the headless horseman know where he was going?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?

Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is

always white?