Friday, 28 February 2014

Doctor Doctor jokes - page 2

Doctor, Doctor
Every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye!
I suggest you take the spoon out!

Doctor, Doctor

My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!

Doctor, Doctor

Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!

Doctor, Doctor

I've just swallowed my mouth organ
Well look on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano!

Doctor, Doctor

I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor

I think I'm a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!

Doctor, Doctor

I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor

Is there anything wrong with my heart?
After a thorough examination I can confidently say it will last as long as you do!

Doctor, Doctor

I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor Doctor

I'm not well - can you give me something to make me better?
Take 2 teaspoons of this after every meal?
But Doctor, I've only got one teaspoon?

Doctor to Dumb Blonde

Well Miss, I've discovered your problem - you are pregnant!
Oh! Is it mine?