Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you
undress?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all
the way down to the center of the earth?
Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth
closed?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first
thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a
Bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the
freezer?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through
mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Why do toasters always have a setting on them which
burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes
out"?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains
on four? They're both dogs.
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme
crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there
to hear him is he still wrong?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's
billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint
somewhere you have to touch it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the
hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face
it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight
out the window?
If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
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