Saturday, 13 April 2013

Sarcastic Quotes – Page 5

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.

Better never than late.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.

Everyone knows best; even though everyone knows very little.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Don't be humble. You're not that great.

You have delighted us long enough.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the opposite sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!