Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are
going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and
carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and
nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply
will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the
other.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they
are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No
use being a damn fool about it.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of
your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never
said there would be so many.
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. This is what
I'm doing wrong.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a
cocktail hour.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the
work he is supposed to be doing.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop
errors in the mail.
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one
held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits
or is fired.
There is never enough time to do it right the first time,
but there is always enough time to do it over.
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