Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Doctor Doctor jokes - Page 1


Doctor, Doctor

I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!

Doctor, Doctor

What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?
Pull yourself together man!

Doctor, Doctor

I think I'm a bridge?
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor

I think I'm god?
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......

Doctor, Doctor

Every bone in my body aches!
Just be glad you aren't a herring!

Doctor, Doctor

Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor

I think I've broken my neck?
Don't worry - keep your chin up!

Doctor Doctor

My daughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!

Doctor Doctor

What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar?
I find that very hard to believe!

Doctor, Doctor

I feel like a pack of cards?
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor

You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor

I feel like a spoon?
Still still and don't stir!