Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Knock Knock Jokes - Page 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Burns! Burns who? Durns me up!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O Submitted by: linita

Knock Knock Who's there? Denis! Denis who? Denis anyone?

Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again!

Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cliff! Cliff who? Cliff the hedges!

Knock Knock Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten!

Knock Knock Who's there? Dino! Dino who? Dino the answer!

Knock Knock Who's there? Candy! Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture!

Knock Knock Who's there? Borg! Borg who? Borg out of my mind!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bernadette! Bernadette who? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Knock Knock Who's there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!

Knock Knock! Who’s there Canoe Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bo! Bo who? Bo Geste!

Knock, knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Beethoven! Beethoven who? Beethoven is too hot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor! Doctor who? You just said it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Custer! Custer who? Custer a penny to find out!

Knock Knock Who's there? Chow Mein! Chow Mein who? Chow mein to meet you my dear!

Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison to my radio in the morning!


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!