Life's a bitch, and then you die.
This is the rebel base.
It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
I do work for food.
Unless You're A Haemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
Never eat more than you can lift.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
I love my country but fear my government.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!
Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On You
It's a Macintosh; it's got an excuse.
Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.
Why be normal?
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
Divers get more tail.
I think, therefore I'm dangerous
It takes a Viking to raze a village.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey
than to believe that I came from God.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
If life's an idiot then you must the god.
I press charges
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
Hogwarts Dropout
Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It
Remains So Popular?
What part of www.getalife.com do you not
understand?
Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind
every unsuccessful man there are two.
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