"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually
like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually
like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like
to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to
have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I
want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such
a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted
psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of
the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd
better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked
it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and
it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by
showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with
me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal
for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick
any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well
together." = I am gay.
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