Friday, 26 April 2013

Knock Knock Jokes – Page 5


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
 Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Myth.
Myth who? 
Myth you, too!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cam!
Cam who?
Camelot is where King Arthur lived!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch!
Arch who?
You catching a cold?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cecil!
Cecil who?
Cecil have music where ever she goes....!