Monday, 12 August 2013

Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 5

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better 

Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times 

Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter 

New Vaccine To Contain Rabies 

British Left Waffles on Falklands 

Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Farmer Bill Dies in House 

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked By Board 

Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad 

The Governor's Pen Is Busy (without the space between the 3rd and 4th words) 

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter 

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 

Motorcycle Deaths Drop, but Trend is Worrisome 

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years 

Police Found Safe Under Blanket 

Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

Lucky Man Sees Pals Die 

Man is Fatally Slain 

New Vaccine May Contain AIDS 

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

Miners Refuse to Work After Death 

Pasco Man Arrested: Says 48 Beers was Likely 10 Too Many 

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

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