Employer: ” Myself; received pay raise for high sales.”
Objective: “I want to play a major part in watching a
company advance.”
Experience: “Chapter president, 1887-1992.”
Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”
Experience: “I’m a hard worker, etc.”
Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”
Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an
end.”
Additional skills: “I am a Notary Republic.”
Objective: “So one of the main things for me is, as the
movie ‘Jerry McGuire’ puts it, ‘Show me the money!’”
Skills: “I have integrity so I will not steal office
supplies and take them home.”
Objective: “To hopefully associate with a millionaire one
day.”
Skills: “I have technical skills that will take your
breath away.”
Qualifications: “I have guts, drive, ambition and heart,
which is probably more than a lot of the drones that you have working for you.”
Objective: “I need money because I have bills to pay and
I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts,
and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.”
Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.”
Experience: “Have not yet been abducted by aliens.”
Skills: “Written communication = 3 years; verbal
communication = 5 years.”
Objective: “I would like to work for a company that is
very lax when it comes to tardiness.”
Education: “I possess a moderate educatin but willing to
learn more.”
Education: “Have repeated courses repeatedly.”
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