Thursday, 4 April 2013

Knock Knock Jokes – Page 3

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin! Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Knock knock 
Who's there?
Felix 
Felix who? 
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bitter Bianca!
Bitter Bianca who?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Witches! 
Witches who? 
Witches the way to go home?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue head the good news!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cabot!
Cabot who?
Cabotret!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
 
Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Dewey.
Dewey who? 
Dewey have to go to school today?
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cronkite!
Cronkite who?
Cronkite evidence!
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?