Sunday, 12 May 2013

Old Never Die – Page 2

Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Old professors never die, they just lose their class.

Old students never die, they just get degraded.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor....

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.