Saturday, 18 May 2013

Funny Newspaper Headlines – Page 1

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Child's stool great for use in garden

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Man is fatally slain

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

William Kelly was fed secretary

War Dims Hope for Peace

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Eye drops off shelf

Farmer bill dies in house