Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Old Never Die – Page 3

Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.              

Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

Old garage men never die, they just retire.

Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.