There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got
licked.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a
line.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The cannibal hit man preferred take out food.
My student was late for class, claiming he was in the
washroom. I think he was stalling.
A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently
went incremental.
I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new
guy screwed everything up.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
My wife tells me I'm a sceptic - but I don't believe a
word she says.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me
constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil
whipped.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made
my own hours.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam
movie I've ever seen.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our
presents came from Amazon this year.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't
know how to conduct itself.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to
ketchup to me.
Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of
context.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how
the Mercedes bends.
Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Neil’s
was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
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