Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Old Never Die – Page 1


Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old sceptics, but their future is doubtful.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Old investors never die, they just roll over.

Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.