Thursday, 9 May 2013

Knock Knock Jokes – Page 6

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dinah!
Dinah who?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darius!
Darius who?
Darius a lot I have to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello'n me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dimitri!
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bologna!
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!