Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut
off? He's all right now.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a
can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to
put down.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just
didn't have the balls to do it.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police
are looking into it.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was
quite an oar deal.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't
resistor.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but
eventually it came back to me.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how
the Mercedes bends.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new
guy screwed everything up.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that
said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show
you A-flat minor.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could
never find the time.
