Friday, 3 January 2014

Silly Jokes - Page 1

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

What is a myth?
A female moth!

What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth, you die?
A tractor.

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!

What cheese is made backwards?

What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.

What do elves do after school?

If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?

How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!

Which is the most stupid animal living in the jungle?
The polar bear.

How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!