No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in
a conversation.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire
at will'.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was
just a play on words.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more
bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No
change yet'.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It
marks the end of his sentence.
My neighbor just got the part for Scrooge in a local
performance. I'd love to go see him, but that play scares the Dickens out of
me.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their
feet smell and their noses run.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they
don't believe in higher powers.
I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It
didn't have much of a plot.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control
his pupils.
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining
momentum.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about
time too.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my
eyes closed.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier
ones need a crane.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
