Friday, 29 March 2013

Easter Jokes – Page 1

Q: Why was the Easter rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet!

Q: Why did the Easter rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Did you about the Easter Bunny that sat on an ice-cream cone?
A: It’s a long cold tail!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny study karate?
A: To crack eggs!

Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!

Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: A chance to make another one.

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a Easter rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!

Q: Do you know how the Easter bunny stays in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What do you call 13 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want the other cute bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: What do you call cute little rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What do you call the Easter bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.