When he asks
to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got
it.
Try to sell
him your car.
Ask if you
can buy his car.
If he takes
you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with
the siren.
If you know
him, say you had his wife for dinner.
If you don't
know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for
dinner
Ask if he
ever had pu-tang er.
If he asks
what it is, point at him and giggle.
If there is
someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
When he acts
confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
When you are
in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
Turn your
head and whistle.
When he
pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
If you are
female, say I don't do that on the first date.
If he sticks
you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
Stare at his
lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
Tell him you
like men in uniform.
Ask if you
can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
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