Monday, 25 March 2013

Things not to say to police - Page 3

When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

Try to sell him your car.

Ask if you can buy his car.

If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Play with the siren.

If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner

Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.

If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.

When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

Turn your head and whistle.

When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.

If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Tell him you like men in uniform.

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party