Thursday, 28 March 2013

Knock Knock Jokes – Page 2

Knock knock 
Who's there? 
Boo 
Boo who? 
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock knock 
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who? 
Isabelle necessary on a bike?

Knock knock 
Who's there? 
Little old lady 
Little old lady who? 
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deduct!
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct!

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and Adam if I don't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?