When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what
would be the point?
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite
an oar deal.
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of
them was a-salted.
I tried break dancing in a china shop and got bullish
results.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed
for littering.
I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been
carrying. I'm ex-static!
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No
change yet'.
The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday.
After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical
mass.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy
screwed everything up.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom
furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can
Samurais it for you.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
An Electrician's work is well grounded.
I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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