Signs You've Grown Up

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You hear your favourite song on an elevator.

You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.