Sunday, 31 March 2013

Easter Jokes – Page 2

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centred?
A: Because he is eggocentric.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
A: Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Q: Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
A: I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

Q: Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
A: He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it’s always on a sundae!

Q: How come the Easter bunny is going green?
A: Lower taxes!

Q: What do you call an Easter egg you have dropped on the floor?
A: Crackers!

Q: Why did the Easter bunny shave off his fur?
A: Global warming!