Sunday, 17 March 2013

Things not to say to police - Page 2

Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

Chew on the pen, nervously.

Clean your ear with the pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....

Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.

Act like you are retarded.

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Mumble to yourself.

When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?

Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......

Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

Ask if he watches Cops.

Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

Giggle if he did.

Talk to your hand.

Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.

Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.

When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.