Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start
looking like nails.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat,
though.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in
touch.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even
get into my own pants.
Contents may have settled out of court.
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear
two watches and you'll never be sure.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
We have enough youth: how about a fountain of
"smart"?
I have a screwdriver in my hand. This is not a drill.
Repeat, this is not a drill.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Geez if you believe in honkus.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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