Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 4

Former Man Dies in California 

Deer Kill 17,000 

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 

Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies 

Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over 

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing 

Man, Minus Ear, Waives Hearing 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 

New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead 

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach 

Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved 

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy 

Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years 

State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food 

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 

House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate 

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon 

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests 

Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One 

Lady Gaga Fan Dies at Concert, Recovers 

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary 

President of Company Says, "Stud Tires Out" 

Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional 

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years 

Fifth Graders get to Grill Lions 

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung 

Bridge Held Up By Red Tape 

Chinese Apeman Dated 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While