How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light
bulb? Only one, but it really gets screwed.
How many art students does it take to change a light
bulb? One, but he gets two credits.
How many Ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to drop it, and one to "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!"
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? Why change?
How many beta testers does it take to change a light
bulb? None. They just find the problems, they don't fix them.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows. They won't release the information.
How many software engineers does it take to change a
light bulb? Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
How many conservative economists does it take to change a
light bulb? None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by
itself.
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light
bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light
bulb? One, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.
How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to do it and 99 to say "Hey, I could have done that!"
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a
light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to complain that it's
electric.
How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in, and two to help him down off the keg.
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a
light bulb? To get to the other side.
How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight
circles.
How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
Who knows? It's never happened!
How many advertising executives does it take to change a
light bulb? Interesting question, what do YOU think?
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you should have seen the size of that lightbulb!
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Pampers don't come in a size that small.
How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light
bulb? Forget it, man, you just wouldn't understand.
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