Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
11th commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
Pentium.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory...
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
All computers wait at the same speed.
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press [CTRL ALT DEL] to continue...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill
Gates, 1981
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCRS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Go ahead, make my data
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