Saturday, 6 July 2013

Geeky Slogans - Page 2

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

11th commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory...

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

All computers wait at the same speed.

Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Press [CTRL ALT DEL] to continue...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.

Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCRS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...


Go ahead, make my data