Monday, 29 July 2013

How many … to change a light bulb - Page 4

How many help-desk employees does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmmm. The bulb works fine in my office. 

How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb? You cannot change a light bulb. By nature, it will go out again. 

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw in hot tubs.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub. 

I don't know how many high school girls it would take to change a light bulb, but they'd sure post it on Facebook! 

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket. 

How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget. 

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him. 

How many whales does it take to change a light bulb? Since we're saving the whales, why not save the bulb too?

How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None, make her cook in the dark. 

How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes ten years. 

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts. 

How many salesmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right? 

How many Florida residents does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows, they're still counting. 

How many Pentium owners does it take to change a light bulb? 0.99987, but that's close enough for most applications. 

How many KKK members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, those guys live in eternal darkness.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never even heard of.

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs. 

How many goths does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer everything dark. 

One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb? 

How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.