How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? One
two! One two!
How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light
bulb? Oh my GOD! Like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? None.
They bake pies.
How many people with ADD does it take to change a light
bulb? I just found a new recipe for Egg Salad!
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light
bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to hold the ladder.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Change?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixteen. One to change it, and fifteen to form a support group.
How many Communists does it take to screw in a light
bulb? The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you callin' my wife a whore?
How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it might take all day.
How many carpenters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold it, one to hammer it in.
How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light
bulb? Oh, Daddy!
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light
bulb? Three. One to do it and two to say, "You're looking huge, man!"
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they like to cry in the dark.
How many kids on Ritalin does it take to change a light
bulb? Hey, let's go ride bikes!
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They let their wives do it.
How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light
bulb? One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.
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