A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police
are looking into it.
I would love to axe you a question, but it wouldn't be
very knife of me to interrupt you.
If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to
them, they would choose a free Range Rover.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just
like you!
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their
feet smell and their noses run.
I probably have blind spots, but I don't see them.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back
stabbers.
Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost you an
almond a leg.
Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
The dress didn't feel right - it was sarong.
He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee
cord accident.
Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and
just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier
ones need a crane.
The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
I used to meditate a lot, but now I only do it every now
and zen.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar
Wiener.
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a
long sentence.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I
heard I could get thinner there.
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