Sunday, 14 April 2013

Knock Knock Jokes – Page 4

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
 Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!

Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Egbert. 
Egbert who? 
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bibi!
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!