A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on
the heel
Has an intellect rivalled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Elevator doesn't
go all the way to the top
Forgot to pay his
brain bill
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't
go through all the loops
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that
evolution CAN go in reverse
Receiver is off
the hook
Several nuts short of a full package
Too much yardage
between the goal posts
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