Advanced Design - Beyond the comprehension of the ad
agency's copywriters.
All New - Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
Approved - Subject to Comment. Redraw the damned thing.
Automatic - That which you can't repair yourself.
Channels - The trail left by interoffice memos.
Clarify - To fill in the background with so many details
that the foreground goes underground.
Conference - A place where conversation is substituted for
the dreariness of labor and the loneliness of thought.
Confidential Memorandum - No time to photocopy for the
whole office.
Consultant - Someone who borrows your watch to tell you
what time it is - then walks away with the watch.
Coordinator - The person who has a desk between two
expediters
Developed After Years of Intensive Research - Discovered
by accident.
Expedite - To confound confusion with commotion.
Forwarded for Your Consideration - You hold the bag for a
while.
FYI - Found Yesterday, Interested?
Give Someone the Picture - To make a long, confused, and
inaccurate statement to a newcomer.
Give Us the Benefit of Your Present Thinking - We'll
listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've
already decided to do.
In Conference - Nobody can find him/her.
In Due Course - Never.
It's Complicated - We have no clue how to do that.
Infrastructure - 1. The structure within an infra. 2. The structure outside the infra. 3. A building with built-in infras.
It's Complicated - We have no clue how to do that.
Infrastructure - 1. The structure within an infra. 2. The structure outside the infra. 3. A building with built-in infras.
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