Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 3

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden 

London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy 

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Red Cross in Search of Donors with Low Blood Supply 

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency 

MacArthur Flies Back to Front 

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 

Local Man Fails Breathalyzer Test Despite Eating Underwear 

Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan 

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One 

Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors 

Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped 

Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains 

Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors 

Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Expert Says Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash 

Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights 

Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be Electrocuted Twice for the Same Crime 

Schwarzenegger Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead 

Eye Drops Off Shelf 

Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax 

Stolen Painting Found by Tree 

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

Woman with Arms Held