Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of
the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly
served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey 2.35; Chicken or Beef 2.25;
Children 2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique
lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in
factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce
at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an
Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in
beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the
Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la
Fontain, and Chopin.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena
Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable
beds, and other athletic facilities.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so
serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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