Make a list of things that you've already done.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a
"croaking" noise.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue
your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it
comes back to you.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret
messages.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the
next day.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in
all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are
green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat
their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every
show.
Forget the Diet and send yourself a candygram.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what
YOU think."
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in
a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your
"imaginary friend."
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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