Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Funny things to amuse yourself - Page 2

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Make a list of things that you've already done.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Forget the Diet and send yourself a candygram.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.